So that's how the muggles pick us out from the crowd, mismatched handknit items?! Well, that and the pointy sticks and the yarn ;-)
In a separate and unrelated conversation as we were walking into Costco:
me: Oh, what if they sold yarn at Costco!
mom: *stunned silence*
me: How long do you think it would take me to get more than I could knit in my lifetime.
mom: *stunned and horrified silence*
me: They probably wouldn't have much variety, but I think they would make up for it in sheer quantity.
mom: I can just imagine them loading a pallet of yarn into your Jeep. Stay away from the Member Services desk.